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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
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I cut off my roommate’s imaginary penis and now it’s as small as my imaginary penis…
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Why is it so much fun to drink with your parents?
Nothing like an ice cold Corona on a hot summer day with the people you love the most…

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